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jk. I'm suddenly reminded of the snl parody of Breath-Rite strips.
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i ♥ nasal spray
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"To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so." |
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so tired bfdgdf
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Anyway, here's an average thingy Today, I discovered that, when you put on headphones, people will simply assume that your music is on and that you can't hear them. I've been putting on headphones, leaving my iPod off and evesdropping on private conversations all day. Oh, the things I have learned So today I got a new box of 120 crayons. I counted to see if they were all there, they were. But then someone said that there couldn't possibly be 120 different colors so I felt compelled to prove him wrong by going through them all. He was right turns out there are 2 carnation pinks 2 blue greens 2 yellow greens and 2 red oranges in the box that says '120 different colors'. So I called the company and complained as an enthralled costumer. Guess whos getting a new box and two coloring books in the mail? MLIA. |
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I found out about MLIA at Lake Owen, the guy told me he posted this one:
Today, When I drove under a tree, one of the branches scraped the top of my car. As a reflex, I ducked even though there was no possibility that the tree could hit me. MLIA
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that would be a natural reaction.
Today, my math teacher decided to give us extra credit if we made up a math joke on the spot. I raised my hand and said "Did you hear about that math teacher that got laid? He said no, to which I said, "neither have I." I got full credit. MLIA |
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david gonzalez is pretty much my favorite person ever.
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