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Old 11-06-2009, 10:11 PM   #791
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how do you sleep when you can barely breathe through your nose? im sick and tired but i cant breathe through my nose so i guess im screwed
I guess you'll just die in your sleep.




jk.

I'm suddenly reminded of the snl parody of Breath-Rite strips.
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I would want to skate something that could also pleasure me in different ways. Maybe a pole jam??



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Old 11-06-2009, 10:48 PM   #792
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:20 PM   #793
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http://mylifeisaverage.com

Discover how average life can be.
Today, my mother was giving me the typical female to female sex talk when I was driving her to the mall. She said "The only way to completely prevent pregnancy is by practicing abstinence." I kept my eyes on the road and responded "Or I could have sex with a girl." I'm not sure what was going through her head, but she has yet to mention sex again. Win.
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Old 11-06-2009, 11:20 PM   #794
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so tired bfdgdf
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lol you sound like the biggest ****ing tool ever. get back to your ufc and your drinking of energy drinks you ****ing prick.
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:12 AM   #795
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A science video about human reproduction, showing an actual birth to our class.
haha. OMGOMGEWWWWWWWWWW BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, here's an average thingy
Today, I discovered that, when you put on headphones, people will simply assume that your music is on and that you can't hear them. I've been putting on headphones, leaving my iPod off and evesdropping on private conversations all day. Oh, the things I have learned

So today I got a new box of 120 crayons. I counted to see if they were all there, they were. But then someone said that there couldn't possibly be 120 different colors so I felt compelled to prove him wrong by going through them all. He was right turns out there are 2 carnation pinks 2 blue greens 2 yellow greens and 2 red oranges in the box that says '120 different colors'. So I called the company and complained as an enthralled costumer. Guess whos getting a new box and two coloring books in the mail? MLIA.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:59 AM   #796
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Today, I discovered that, when you put on headphones, people will simply assume that your music is on and that you can't hear them. I've been putting on headphones, leaving my iPod off and evesdropping on private conversations all day. Oh, the things I have learned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fjZLBuZQaw
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Old 11-07-2009, 07:43 AM   #797
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I found out about MLIA at Lake Owen, the guy told me he posted this one:

Today, When I drove under a tree, one of the branches scraped the top of my car. As a reflex, I ducked even though there was no possibility that the tree could hit me. MLIA
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I would want to skate something that could also pleasure me in different ways. Maybe a pole jam??



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Birdhouse, Nesser, 8"
Indy Forged Trucks
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Old 11-07-2009, 08:33 AM   #798
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that would be a natural reaction.

Today, my math teacher decided to give us extra credit if we made up a math joke on the spot. I raised my hand and said "Did you hear about that math teacher that got laid? He said no, to which I said, "neither have I." I got full credit. MLIA
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:15 PM   #799
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david gonzalez is pretty much my favorite person ever.
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Your post was also filled with complexity and I am quite perplexed at your imbecilic nature, faggot.
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:34 PM   #800
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david gonzalez is pretty much my favorite person ever.
Everyone is liking him because of his extremely sorry part. I remember talking about how steezy he was when he was playing Chris Haslam in skate and during the maloof cup.
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